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So, I’m probably the only (weird) DBM fan who saw the recent page and said to herself, “Yeah, I’m going to draw porn of that bird girl coordinator and totally not Fennekin looking guy. Because why not?â€
Weird Science | Puppet LoveA bit of a unique one that I found a little while back of the tv series Weird Science, based off the film of the same name. Gary was internet dating with a girl and using a false image, so his internet genie gives him a puppet
Weird Science | Wyatt ErectusIn this episode Wyatt desperately wanted to join the wrestling team, so he asked Lisa the internet genie to make him more masculine. She zaps up a bottle of cologne dubbed AGRESSION that when spritzed in small amounts makes
ruinedchildhood: when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus
So I dunno what my deal is but at any given moment if I’m chilling at home and my hands are free I tend to default to this position. That is, shirt rolled up and my hands kinda fisted up underneath my breasts like some kind of weird puppy pose.
that insane cumberbatch interview from this morning reminded me that workpal milkbun requested some more cumbersmaug awhile ago so here is a dragon and now i want to draw monster hunter here is the obligatory creepy one:
keepbeachcityweird: My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!! I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally,
So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A TEENAGER SPLIT APART
Every year, I celebrate my birthday on a completely different day. Why? To keep my birthdate a SECRET so that no clandestine government agencies can steal my identity!Of course, this causes a host of other problems. Like nobody ever knowing when
My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!! I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally, my legacy is protected
My night took a very weird turn
Weird Camping wetting dream When I went to bed I had a dream that I was camping with one of my friends, we were hiking to a camp site and the few days that passed I didn’t pee.. dream me thought it was too scary to pee in the woods so just refused to
So… if I doooo post my paypal would anyone actually donate to it lol…. Idk I’m just for some weird reason really nervous…. probably cause I hate to ask for money irl so asking strangers makes me feel a lil guilty and bad heh…
nicepost: mutie-menace: mutie-menace: posting screenshotted “weird” trigger tags actually isn’t funny at all ive been seeing it around a lot lately and im just… when someone traumatized is triggered by voltron or casey frey or pepe or ragecomics,
(The original sender of this mail asked to be private, so that’s what I did. However, I think it stands to reason to address this publicly. This is the last drama-y post I’ll make before getting back to porn.)So… thank you, really. I’ve gotten
If I had a nickel for every time my brain attached the idea of Castiel doing a musical number to a wildly random song I’d have ten cents. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
glumshoe: Apparently the creator of Pepe the Frog has just killed him off in a comic because he’s so upset by his use as a white supremacist symbol. Open casket and everything. This is hilarious, yeah, but reading Matt Furie’s explanation is weirdly
So I had a really interesting dream last night. I had somehow stumbled apon a way to enter this cyber-world type place that used energy as currency, but since there wasn’t a whole lot in the way of “needs” there, most just spent it on all kinds
#why are you so fucking weird#stop it i hate you ugh go away#matthew gray gubler#you’re SUCH AN ODDBALL#where’s donnieI cannot believe I’ve spent five years on this social media website only to have my reputation be MGG BEING A WEIRDO
chriscappuccino replied to your post “chriscappuccino replied to your post “one of those nights in which I…”Weird Unfiltered Donnie is the best though. I like that you don’t feel like you have to play a role or censor yourself around
antlersout: feedmerightmeow: When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over. True power
timelordangel: we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find
speaking of, it took 5 hours but the burn I got earlier today no longer hurts. I mean, it hurts if I touch it but its no longer a constant screaming pain so that’s good
reallyreallyreallytrying:pros of replacing friends with actual wolf pack: excellent howl opportunities, group naps less weird. cons: trash talk not as witty
lumpyspaceprincessa: lumpyspaceprincessa: How cute are we pish-posh-shergold 💗💗💗 I love him so much
lierdumoa: kaiayame: I kind of wish disney’s ~weird period~ had lasted longer. Like all of a sudden we were getting these films like lilo & stitch and Atlantis and the emperor’s new groove and treasure planet and they were so fun and DIFFERENT.
evilrick: unfollower: southern food is so weird because it’s extremely bad for you and also doesn’t taste very good lol idk what typea southern food you eattin but i better not ever catch this post on my dash again u feel?
littlepeachybun: badassspacewitch: emotionalempowerer: I absolutely LOVED this episode This episode was so damn good. Hooray, body positivity and acceptance!!! Okay body positivity it’s cool and all but those are underage girls nipples and that’s
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
piranharting: I feel at one drawing Frisk so much, and felt like sharing weird childhood stories through them for random surface world adventures(plus they’re the only ideas I can sit on that I know someone else in the fandom
so I found out that I have an irregular heartbeat today and it makes me sort of sad.
Weird & Pissed Off
so I’m probably like a 4 max but mouth is atleast a 15 so thats incentive to have sex with me.
ammit420: aa0102: Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
so this is happening. this really makes me both happy, mad and tentative. his last album was not his best. i felt that the parodies were forced and all the original songs were released back in 2009 under Internet leaks. now there will be a new album.
So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number
So my little is dating my ex’s little and the relationship still makes me kinda weird even though I’m very happy she’s happy. Is that bad?
that-one-weird-fangirl2020:Ep 8Mandalorian: *takes off helmet so that he can get healed*Me: *already knows what Pedro Pascal looks like* OH MAH FUCKING GAWD! HE’S HAWT!
did-you-kno: Miyake-jima is a Japanese island that is constantly threatened by an active volcano. People are required to carry gas masks at all times so they can put them on if sulfur levels get too high. Source
did-you-kno: In the 1800s, a man was convicted of murdering his wife because her ghost “visited” her mother and accused him. The ghost’s “testimony” was used in court to show the jury that the mother was crazy, but she was so convincing they
did-you-kno: Switzerland’s military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if
I’m so scared to start s6 bc then I have to admit to myself it’s ending…. 😢…….
So, I don’t know why I’ve never put this here. So here you go! :)
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
themodernocean: imo Shia LaBeouf is just naturally at the level of artsy weirdness that James Franco has been attempting to achieve since 2010
so this is my 10,023rd post 1023 <3
peetasboxers: BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
friendly reminder that I am a real life human
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should
I had a weird nap dream and @peaceongirth was in it??? And he was very friendly and gave me a very nice hug and for some reason I made him read something that he wrote and he did and I was like AWWWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET. Idk he just somehow appeared
baby-make-it-hurt: boldlygo-vegan: orangevegan: thebestoftumbling: HELLO SMALL COW *SNIFF SNIFF* What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals
Corrupted!Ruby concept sheet!Since corrupted gems seem to excreate some weird stuff, I made it so that Ruby spews out hot lava. As if she wasn’t dangerous enough :D
Is anyone else that weird competitive where it isn’t ‘I will do whatever it takes to win’ but rather likeSomeone: haha you can’t do thisMe: Bitch :) Fucking :) Watch:) Me :) I will :) Annihilate :) you :)))
hduece: foreversaba: grandnutin: dietloafers: gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9 Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So
ptactwo:i still find it so genuinely Weird when i think about the fact that fat people irl are a rather common occurrence. your family, your friends, your coworkers, people on the bus, random passerbys - there are fat people there. usually often. but
That awkward moment when you are too lazy to get up & go to the bathroom so you pee in your cat’s litter box.
So yesterday white guy came out of nowhere sending me this meme saying “you when I asked you what we are”& that shit was so random that it pissed me off so all I said was “don’t disrespect me, I don’t think it’s funny” Obvi I get left
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